I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I think I am morally bankrupt
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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