He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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