maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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