She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
