Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I think I am morally bankrupt
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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