Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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