How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Terrible idea I love it
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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