$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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