Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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