The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Randomize
