It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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