Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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