I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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