Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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