real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i just google imaged poop.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
