i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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