She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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