i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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