why didn't you poke me back
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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