Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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