I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Randomize
