well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I feel like a drive thru vagina
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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