If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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