Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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