is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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