Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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