That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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