Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
A+ Viking dick
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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