i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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