I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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