Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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