I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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