guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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