it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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