Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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