no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
grandma shit on top of the toilet
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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