hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Are we still banned from the library?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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