You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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