oh god the rape fog is back!
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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