her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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