i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
