i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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