nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
What drink are we having for lunch?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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