You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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