i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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