so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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