In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
