Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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