I feel like I'm in dance class right now
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
soo... how was my night?
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