Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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