He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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