OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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