people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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